Commentary on "Kome who Khan"

It is clear from this brief but pungent piece that Mr. Klyve feels that in order to conform with the spirit of its patron, the Byron society should do more in the debauchery line. No doubt, for example, Gregory would be able to find more imaginative uses for tea and crumpets than those alluded to in the poem. This I feel is unreasonable, as our members have done some pretty shocking things in their time, for example:

• Steve Hoey once drove through a red traffic light in Texas
• Danny Henrey was once stopped by the police in Oxford who then discovered George Hector concealed in his car boot.
• During a sailing weekend in Cornwall, Chris Oakley flew the Jolly Roger from the ensign staff, saying "Arr, Jim, me lad" (Jim being the cross-dressing sheep that was on board at the time).
• "X" [An event involving Juliet Simpson, a bottle of Sauternes, Danny, Steve and Simon Grinstead] (CH).

Golly gosh, with whipped cream on top! The wickedness of these Byronists makes me flamin’ blood run cold! Event ‘X’ is also referred to in The Rime of the Ancient Sheep Molester (JHG).